Tuesday, May 6, 2008

too flipping funny

Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.

Then in the deafening silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total captivity, he says softly and seriously into the microphone …

“Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies……”

Suddenly, from the front row of the venue and breaking the total silence, a voice yells out in a drunk Scottish brogue...

“Well, for fuck's sake, stop fookin doin’ it then!”

2 comments:

Triss Teh said...

There's only one thing to do after that: Start Rockin'

AlwaysEloquent said...

Oh, my God...read that and instantly thought...this does NOT match the title, but I read on and CRACKED UP! I know it's terrible, but I thought it was hilarious!